In A Family Potrait

Opah : *whispering . Eh kamu ada facebook busu kamu ?

Me : Yeah , why , opah ?

Opah : *still whispering . Ni , mak long Ina remarried recently . Gambonya dalam album facebook budak nama Intan .

Me : And how am I suppose to find this Intan girl ? And opah , kenapa opah bisik bisik hihihihihih .

Papa : Entah mama ni bisik bisik macam la ada orang lain dekat sini .

Opah : Oh hahahahaha mama tak sedar .

Me : *dalam hati - Retarded jugak nenek aku ni .

Mumy : Sebab tu ler opah tanya awak ada facebook busu ke tak .

Me : EEE APA NIII TAK FAHAM LA ! Hahahaha dekat Intan punya ke kat busu punya ?

Papa : Intan tu is in busu's friend list , b . Haih , kan senang kalau awal awal cakap macam tu . Budak ni dah pening dah kejap busu kejap Intan .

Me : Hahahahahaha okay .

Opah : Ha cepat la online !

Me : *dalam hati - Ee apa ni stalkernya opah ni .* Haa okay okay .

Opah : Kesian pak long Bob kamu . Wan lang kamu kata dia sedih .

Me : Eleh , salah dia jugak . Siapa suruh jahat kat aunty Ina dulu . Muka apa , pa ? Yang ada se se gah gah whatever yang mak ngah cakap tu ?

Mumy and Papa: Muka tak semenggah .

Me : Whatever la haha yang baby tahu pak long buruk hitam , aunty Ina comel sungguh kecik putih . Pastu orang buruk pulak gatal . Orang comel tu yang terhegeh - hegeh . Kesian . Sekarang dia happy , biar lah . Padan muka padan muka padan muka pak long ! EEE .

Opah : Eh kamu tu kecik lagi ! You still have a long way to go . Tak elok cakap macam tu . Tapi yang kamu overreacting ni kenapa ? You seem so furious hahahaha . Is there anything we should know ?

Mumy : Entah . Ada apa apa ke b ?

Me : Ha ? Mana ada . Opah , busu hid her friend list .

Opah : What do you mean she hid her friend list ?

Me : She hid her friend list la -.-

Opah : Can't you find a way to find that Intan girl ?

Mumy : Search la .

Me : MUMY ! Nak type Intan pastu click satu satu ?!

Mumy : No , you clever . Type Intan , pastu tengok mutual friends dia ada busu awak tak . Kalau mana yang ada tu awak click la tengok ada tak gambar aunty Ina . Ala , a few clicks can't kill you , Alya Adriana .

Me : And what makes you think I'll be relieved to hear that ? Hello , opah yang nak stalk tapi Alya pulak kena search beribu orang ! Aaaaaaaaa malas la .

Opah : Eh kamu online berjam jam menempel kat laptop tu takpa ? Opah mintak carik sikit kamu dah membebel ?

Me : -.- Yeeeeeeeeeeeeelaaaaaaaaah . Hadoi .

After....let's just say a few hundreds click on people named Intan (?)

Me : Opah , takda . Seriously , I can't find anything .

Opah : Kejap , opah SMS busu kamu tanya apa nama budak tu kat facebook .

Me : *dalam hati - EEEEEEEEEE ! Kenapa tak buat awal awal ?!

Papa : Ma , you can do that since just now , but instead you chose to torture my child ?

Atuk : Mama kamu . Kabut . Excited tak tentu arah . Things can be done in a second , but bcs she's too excited to think , she got Alya searching for nothing for hours .

Me : It's okay atuk heheh .

Opah : Hahahahahaha sorry sorry . Ha ni nama nya ************** .

Me : Ohkay . Kan senang hihih .

My family is retarded .