braceyourass

goddddddddddddddd, who the hell invented braces wehhhh?!!! i found out from wikipedia that this guy named Edward Angle was the founder of orthodontic braces. eeee bangangnyaaaa. kenapa la kau invent braces wehhhh. invent la benda lain wehhh. invent la benda yang boleh buat bontot tak besar ke haaa berguna apa menda tu. why the hell did you invent braces which is soooo torturing?!

whatevs. dah apa bagai aku merepek dah. the reason why i'm so furious is because mumy decided its time for me to put on braces. wadehel! eeee tak nak la mumy. most of my friends have braces on and i've heard that its kinda painful. i hateeee pain!!! who doesn't right? but the thing with me is, i loveeee to whineeee. yep, alya is similar to puppy when she whines. so mumy will have to deal with my whining. HAH! padan muka. siapa suruh ngengade nak pakai kan benda haram tu kat orang. i'll make sure my whining makes my mum go crazy HA HA

and i'm scared of dentist. seriously, a visit to the dentist freaks the hell out of me (yes, hell is inside alya haha). tak caya tanya ah nuna masa dentist datang sekolah hari tu. i was half crazy. i'm not having dental fear, i'm not having dental anxiety. i'm having DENTAL PHOBIA. and its not childish okay! ada berapa juta orang having that problem okay!

and the cause of this phobia of mine is this one incident i had when i was in primary school. it was when i was in standard 2 kot. kan every year dentist from the hospital menyemak datang sekolah nak check gigi. okay, so i went to the check up. and dia checkcheck cucuk sini sana ketukketuk gigi serupa nak hancurkan. yeahhh, the enormous dentist did that. she seriously doesn't know what the word gentle means. excusez moi, children is uhmmm fragile (?) so, you have to be gentle. god, benda simple pun jahil. okay, so the dentist was an ass. and lepastu dia cakap "kita cabut gigi atas ni okay adik? dah goyang ni" and i replied "no, no. mumy said she'll take me to my dentist". tapi malangnya dia tak memahami bahasa yang diperkatakan lalu terus sprayspray benda sejuk tu kebaskebas. and thats when the tragedy takes place. ada ke patut dia twisttwist my baby tooth. nak cabut, cabut je la. ni dia twisttwist 5 6 kali. and i started crying. lepastu the tooth came out. cik alya ni agak la mengada dan spoiled so dia terus la ke public phone and call mumy sobbing as hard as she can so that mumy thought it was severe. and memang severe pun okay! and mum came to school to pick me up earlier than usual. balik rumah tu saya mengada la mintak ice cream, barbie baru dan apa bagai yang budak kecil mengada sering mintak. tapi mumy suruh shut up kalau tak hantar balik kat dentist gergasi tu. argh, kekejaman but i did get a new barbie and ice creams heheh mengada. after a few days gusi kat situ bengkak kena jumpa my dentist sebab nak potong sebab dah jadi infection. yuck. disgusting plus torturing. told ya it was severe! see see. so dia potong and jahit apa bagai. itu juga la reason placement gigi alya depan belakang tindihtandah apa bagai. which leads to wearing of braces. i swear if i ever see the dentist gergasi again, i'll make sure she's tooth-less! haa cabut semua gigi dia!

itu la cerita dia. bukan dongeng ye. and because of that, i'll sob like a new born baby each time we visit the dentist. umur dah 16 ni tak boleh la nak buat macam tu en? nanti nurse kat situ ingat saya ni retard. kalau pun saya ni retard saya tak nak la orang tahu hehe. so mumy, please wait till i'm 18 or maybe next year. i need time to overcome my phobia. cupish? and braces sucks! ishh habis la macam flower horn bibir saya ni nanti put on braces. kalau angelina jolie look a like lips takpa jugak ni flower horn. EWWY!